THE NEW YORK TIMES PERFUME CRITIC? YES, A VERY GOOD ONE

Chandler Burr, The New York Times new perfume critic gives his first five stars.

His grades:

(0) Do not inhale

(*) Inoffensive

(**) Eminently sniffable

(***) Breathtaking

(****) Total nose job

(*****) Transcendent

Not bad for a great paper that gets better and better, except in the Book Review where they could apply the same concept with this new stars ranking:

(0) Why this book was written and published?

(*) To read just if you don´t have anything else around.

(**) To read only by book critics.

(***) To read and forget about it.

(****) To read and recommend to your friends.

(*****) Buy it, read it, keep it.

Please, send me your own ranking.